when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
Africans on Maury show be like
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
*logs in to tumblr*